Joseph E. (Jeb) Burnside

Ten Things Every Guy Should Have

 

1. A bicycle
2. A car with a manual transmission
3. A deck of cards
4. Led Zeppelin II on CD
5. A 3/8" socket set
6. A roll of duct tape
7. A leather briefcase
8. A condom
9. A picture of an ex-girlfriend (preferably fully clothed and smiling)
10. A set of jumper cables

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